Wired’s sleep photo contest.

Wired’s sleep photo contest.

It’s Wednesday, and Tumblr knows what that means. Hello from my aunt and uncle’s beautiful mountain house in Boone!

It’s Wednesday, and Tumblr knows what that means. Hello from my aunt and uncle’s beautiful mountain house in Boone!

i really enjoy the absurd.

i really enjoy the absurd.

just saying.

just saying.

so much to do, i feel like this all the time, you know that panic of the sunset when you know you only have a few more hours to finish everything?

so much to do, i feel like this all the time, you know that panic of the sunset when you know you only have a few more hours to finish everything?

Per Wired's contest to find Evan, who tried to disappear in a digital age, he changed his look every day for 27 days. Kind of cool, it's funny how a good looking guy can look so creepy.

And I’m rather jealous that men have far more versatility than women — not that I want facial hair, but wouldn’t it be cleansing to be able to make a transformation so radical without the typical post-traumatic moment dye-job that girls are infamous for?

Can I be this talented and pretty to boot, please? (My Brightest Diamond.)

Can I be this talented and pretty to boot, please? (My Brightest Diamond.)

THE TROUBLES OF AWKWARD ARM.

THE TROUBLES OF AWKWARD ARM.